Because flying cheese should be your friend.
People who sometimes put flowery and flowery together to make flowery are not part of our schedule today, because we are trying to save the world from being bored and eating nothing but beet extract for the rest of their lives; on a mission to extramapolamalate the necessississitationness of big words and watch the sky, and watch the sky, and always watch the sky.

investigafy our - mission statement
lookathize at our - progress, or some crap
examify our - fellow cheesers
ponderate with - riddles
visitamate - the mothership
meetothize - the underdog

[24 Apr 2002|01:14am]

oh, damn, i'm writing up the words to a few poems from the spoken word CD: 'Word Up'.


i'm working on track 12, "observations" by tracie morris.

this is what i have so far, so if you could help, i'll send you a prsnt!!




deep sleeping man with sepia skin
that glistens in the moonlight
attitudes seen in ?????? and Harlem
that they try to capture in liquor ads...right.
messengers with locks and lycra biker gear
???(sending these venders out) at any time of the year
thick brothers who dance close
to records of any speed
summertime brothers with muscles that strain against
black folks in earthtone clothes
or dayglow...
the holy configuration
of underbraided
sunday salmon cakes and grits
before b-ball michael jordan
midair midair midair...splits
dudes who can cook and who can give a good massage.
strong and silent types- cool. they know they're large.
?????(once they wink can take you can see when they enter the room)?????

the kinda things that make me go
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I Must Remember [08 Jan 2002|11:24pm]

[ mood | cold ]

I must remember...
Turkey on Thanksgiving,
Pudding on Christmas,
Eggs on Easter,
Chicken on Sunday,
Fish on Friday,
Leftovers, Monday.
But ah, me-I'm such a dunce.
I went and ate them all at once.

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*And yet, more words...* [30 Dec 2001|02:32am]

[ mood | anxious ]

Homemade Boat

This boat that we just built is just fine--
And don't try to tell us it's not.
The sides and the back are divine--
It's the bottom I guess we forgot....

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*YOU NEVER WRITE ANYMORE...* [29 Dec 2001|01:20am]

[ mood | awake ]


Sandra's seen a leprechaun,
Eddie touched a troll,
Laurie danced with witched once,
Charlie found some gobblin's gold.
Donald heard a mermaid sing,
Susy spied an elf,
But all the magic I have known
I've had to make myself.

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*I told you, I told you, I told you I did...* [28 Dec 2001|02:22am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

The Acrobats

I'll swing
By my ankles,
She'll cling
To your knees
As you hang
By you nose
From a high-up
But just one thing, please,
As we float through the breeze--
Don't sneeze.

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*The poems and drawings of...* [26 Dec 2001|05:07pm]

So I got "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein for X-mas...and I figured since I stared the whole joke thing on here...

...why not do the whole poem thing?

So here goes the first one...


If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
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Public service announcement [04 Oct 2001|07:54pm]

Don't take candy from strangers!
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shiver [17 Sep 2001|01:31am]

[ mood | freaked the fawk out ]

stealdeded from her:

1. Open a new document in Word or Works, or something that'll allow you to change fonts.
2. Type 'NYC' into a new document (all caps).
3. Highlight NYC.
4. Change the font to 'Wingdings' and the pitch to 26-28, so you can see it.
5. After you've seen that, then change the font to "Webdings".
6. Close the document, and ask yourself, "WTF?"

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*Lunch Rocks* [15 Sep 2001|12:58pm]

[ mood | awake ]

Crystal B. told us a joke at lunch was really cute.

Q. What is harder than cutting class?

A. Trying to staple it back together!


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[25 Jul 2001|02:02am]

and what i think the ironic thing is, my interest list a few weeks ago was pretty much only half things that other people were interested in (according to the little LJ interest lists.)

they are all linkies now.
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for tomorrow: [22 Jul 2001|02:25am]

[ mood | crappy ]

Apply camouflage and remain still. You're being hunted by something
that you'd much rather avoid. It's hardly worth the trouble to take
what belongs to someone else. Be good and be careful.

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*Funny Fears* [19 Jul 2001|02:06am]

[ mood | amused ]

alektorophobia: fear of chickens
androphobia: fear of men
anthophobia: fear of flowers
apotemnophobia: fear of persons with amputations
arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter
sticking to the roof of the mouth
aulophobia: fear of flutes
blennophobia: fear of slime
bogyphobia: fear of the bogeyman
caligynephobia: fear of beautiful women
chromophobia: fear of colors
coprastasophobia: fear of constipation
deipnophobia: fear of dining and dinner
didaskaleinophobia: fear of going to school
dishabiliophobia: fear of undressing in front of
euphobia: fear of hearing good news
geliophobia: fear of laughter
genophobia: fear of sex
hedonophobia: fear of feeling pleasure
hobophobia: fear of bums or beggars
linonophobia: fear of string
menophobia: fear of menstruation
oneirogmophobia: fear of wet dreams
octophobia: fear of the figure 8
ophthalmophobia: fear of being stared at
papaphobia: fear of the pope
parthenophobia: fear of virgins or young girls
peladophobia: fear of bald people
pentheraphobia: fear of mother-in-law
phallophobia: fear of a penis, esp erect
phronemophobia: fear of thinking
pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers
rhabdophobia: fear of being severely punished or
beaten by a rod
telephonophobia: fear of telephones
testophobia: fear of taking tests
theatrophobia: fear of theatres
urophobia: fear of urine or urinating
walloonphobia: fear of the walloons
zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat

PERSONNALLY: I like the peanut butter one, the
bald men one, the rod one, the mole rat one,
and the hobo one.

What about you?


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MEET: duckie. [14 Jul 2001|01:41am]

[ mood | amused ]

I would just like to introduce everyone to one of my new LJ user picture [and friend, of course]:


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[12 Jul 2001|03:10pm]

[ mood | productive ]

I am making a new zine and it will be oh-so-nice. It's nothing new, it's more of a compilation of things I've written and how they all fit together. I've been looking through old notebooks and journals and emails and just printing everything up and pasting it down. It's so exhilerating.

A lot of the journal entries I'm using in there are from when I was at opendiary and they're all very melodramatic, but I think they're still worth printing because I did write them; and this is, more or less, a self-taught exercise about how I shouldn't be ashamed of anything I've written.

Then of course I'm devoting a large section to poems and such that aren't autobiographical at all.

Oh I am so excited!

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Joke #6 (Riddles) [12 Jul 2001|04:16am]

[ mood | tired ]

A. The license plate of the car that hit you.

Next joke...

Q. What is the difference between a pill and a

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Joke #5 (Riddles) [11 Jul 2001|02:39am]

A. Passengers

Next joke...

Q. What is the best thing to take when you are
run down?
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[10 Jul 2001|08:56pm]

I thought this should be shared.
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[10 Jul 2001|11:40am]

[ mood | contemplative ]

Oh boy, my first post.

I shall say that my cat is so sweet. She meows and lounges around and cuddles on my bed...whenever Jason is here. Who is allergic to kitties. When I am alone with kitty, she won't come near me. And so it goes.

I also have a very bloodshot left eye and I cannot figure out how this happened. It was like this last night and I thought it would go away as I slept. It did not.

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Joke #4 (Riddes) [10 Jul 2001|01:21am]

[ mood | bored ]

A. The letter n.

Next Joke...

Q. What are people called that ride on Grey Hound

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full velocity: no one's here. [09 Jul 2001|11:03pm]

[ mood | uncomfortable ]

i think if i were one of those smoothie drinks, i'd be blue. just blue, no flavor, just an opaque light blue. like the LJ pencil icon blue.
with chunks. i'd be gritty, too. gotta have texture.
i think if i were one of those smoothie drinks
you'd vomit me back to earth.

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Joke #3 (Riddles) [09 Jul 2001|12:06am]

[ mood | energetic ]

I just want to say thanks to spastickal!

A. On the side of his head.

Next joke...

Q. What part of London is in France?

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*Goosebumps...* [08 Jul 2001|03:49am]

[ mood | cold ]

I just put on my plaid pants...

It is cold in my room, and I like it. This way I can sleep with my favorite blanket...

I would rather be cold sometimes because I can always get warm again, but when you are hot you can always get cool.

This, I ponder again...

What about you?

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[07 Jul 2001|02:57am]

Tell me he doesn't look like Bush Sr., Reagan, Kennedy, and Lincoln rolled together!
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Joke #2 (Riddle) [07 Jul 2001|12:59am]

[ mood | bouncy ]

Answer from yesterday...

A. A cat lights on its feet and a match lights on its head.

Today's Joke...

Q. Where was King Solomon's Temple?

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[06 Jul 2001|05:09am]

My mom said to me the other day, "I love you half an hour more than fifteen minutes ago." And I will never forget.
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[06 Jul 2001|04:54am]

[ mood | thankful ]

There is a rainbow made up of sky. I will post it later, when I've developed this.

Soon I am off to Dunkin Donuts for coffee, maybe. And taking pictures of the glimmering in the street. I'll be walking along (and mind you, I will be walking, damn legs; I'll just boycott my pain, do it through the pain, like always) and carrying my camera.

I always use the cheap kind of film, the outdoor film. My daddy says I take pictures well.

Good morning, everyone. Every window should be jealous of mine. The birds are talking to me. "Poo tee weet?" (Note to reader: See Vonnegut.)

Thank you, Scott, for Kurt Vonnegut. And making me love the sky. And you.

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Joke #1 "Riddles" [06 Jul 2001|02:55am]

[ mood | amused ]

Q.What's the difference between a cat and a match?

OK so this one is corny...but I'll tell you when you try and guess

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dear crusaders, [06 Jul 2001|02:48am]

[ mood | administrative! ]

I would like this to be a member-operated community. Please post or reply to this, with interests that you would like to be included in our mission statement, for possible recruits. Thank you!

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[06 Jul 2001|02:22am]

[ mood | awake ]

Ok since this a community, I want to tell you guys something...I was cleaning my room today, and I found this really cute joke book from when I was little. I have one here and one at my dads.

I want to try and post a cute joke everyday. If thats ok, then say so, and I shall post...but you gotta tell me what YOU want first!

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greetings [06 Jul 2001|12:41am]

[ mood | cordial ]

I really don't eat big fat squiggly worms, but wouldn't it be interesting?

Please contact me if you would like to be added. Cheerio.

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- you're sitting there drooling over - some pretty good stuff. -