*Mr. Good Bar* (teddi13) wrote in volkswagging,
*Mr. Good Bar*
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*Funny Fears*

alektorophobia: fear of chickens
androphobia: fear of men
anthophobia: fear of flowers
apotemnophobia: fear of persons with amputations
arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter
sticking to the roof of the mouth
aulophobia: fear of flutes
blennophobia: fear of slime
bogyphobia: fear of the bogeyman
caligynephobia: fear of beautiful women
chromophobia: fear of colors
coprastasophobia: fear of constipation
deipnophobia: fear of dining and dinner
conversations
didaskaleinophobia: fear of going to school
dishabiliophobia: fear of undressing in front of
someone
euphobia: fear of hearing good news
geliophobia: fear of laughter
genophobia: fear of sex
hedonophobia: fear of feeling pleasure
(THAT SUCKS!)
hobophobia: fear of bums or beggars
linonophobia: fear of string
menophobia: fear of menstruation
(SUCKS IF YOU'RE A GIRL)
oneirogmophobia: fear of wet dreams
(SUCKS IF YOU'RE A GUY)
octophobia: fear of the figure 8
ophthalmophobia: fear of being stared at
papaphobia: fear of the pope
parthenophobia: fear of virgins or young girls
peladophobia: fear of bald people
pentheraphobia: fear of mother-in-law
phallophobia: fear of a penis, esp erect
phronemophobia: fear of thinking
pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers
rhabdophobia: fear of being severely punished or
beaten by a rod
telephonophobia: fear of telephones
testophobia: fear of taking tests
theatrophobia: fear of theatres
urophobia: fear of urine or urinating
walloonphobia: fear of the walloons
(WHAT'S A WALLOON?!)
zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat

PERSONNALLY: I like the peanut butter one, the
bald men one, the rod one, the mole rat one,
and the hobo one.

What about you?

*Te-hehe*
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